shoulders:

petroleusepress: a q&a for men, prepared by the nothing.
“If you send us money within the next five days, we’ll even send you a membership card that will help keep you from getting beat up! (It’s also a great thing to show feminist women who you’re trying to bone!)  We suggest you give generously, as your level of donation will be reflected on your membership card by number and color of holographic stripes.  It’s like, every $50 is a drink you don’t have to buy her, you know?”

shoulders:

petroleusepress: a q&a for men, prepared by the nothing.

“If you send us money within the next five days, we’ll even send you a membership card that will help keep you from getting beat up! (It’s also a great thing to show feminist women who you’re trying to bone!)  We suggest you give generously, as your level of donation will be reflected on your membership card by number and color of holographic stripes.  It’s like, every $50 is a drink you don’t have to buy her, you know?”

  1. unobject reblogged this from shoulders and added:
    Does anyone still have a pdf of this? Petroleuse press removed the download link :/
  2. petrushkab reblogged this from rivlings and added:
    fuck yes.
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    “I am a turd, a lowly, abject turd.”
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    a q&a for men, prepared by the nothing. “If you send us money within the next five days, we’ll even send you a...
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